Ten things I like about meetings:

1) I can later use the handouts/ print outs if I spill coffee in my car.

2) I get to oggle at the pretty young intern shadowing the boss.

3) I can ignore my wife’s calls and later tell her that I was in a meeting.


4) I lose my appetite after nibbling on those disgusting turkey or ham sandwiches and eat less on that day.

5) I can leave my desk early to go to the conference room.


6) I can leave the conference room early to get back to work.

7) I can return to my desk late, claiming I was in the conference room.


8) I can lose my concentration and still not miss anything important.

9) I can nod my head in agreement whenever the boss looks at me, to make him happy.


10) I find out that I'm not as dumb as some other people.